The Runaway Cook

A diary of culinary adventures

Whoever Said Blue Food Wasn't Natural?


Believe it or not, but that blue color to the left is all natural, no blue number five here. This delicious coconut rice bar tastes like oatmeal with a caramel coconut layer. Sweetened by palmsugar it has the most refreshing sweetness without losing the salty contrast. This treat happens to come in many colors, pink, yellow, and green, but this blue is my favorite.


So where does it come from already

Well, in an old garage that's down a little alley in Melaka, there are a couple old woman who take the beautiful blue out of the flowers that grow in the street. It's not just how they take the color that makes this place amazing. Their garage is stocked with durian caramels, little malaysian cookies and enough of these bars that even our bus of hungry cooks would get sick on them.

Maybe next time you're thinking about eating that blue raspberry candy that's colored with artificial who-knows-what, you can think of the real malaysian blue and boycott these sorry impressionists.

Durian Returns. . . Again! Will it never end?!?


Hey who want's to visit the fruit bar?

Ok so maybe this isn't a real establishment, but today was our last day at Taylor's College and by the end of this hectic day of food mayhem we all ended up visiting this area of our graduation reception.

However, this wasn't just a place of refreshing juices and ice cold water. No, it was a buffet of exotic fruits and fruit sculptures. We gawked at all these different foods and instead of indulging on the dishes we had worked so hard to prepare for the buffet indoors, we ate our hearts out here.

Among my favorites, dragonfruit, lychee, longan, and mangosteen, was that rascal that I had eaten two times already this week, durian.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wil I never escape the clutches of this fruit?

I think I said no to the students and instructors who said, "oh common it'll be better this time." Ha so much for that. This poor fruit will never be ok to me. Sadly, I succumbed to the pressure and took the half a fruit that was handed to me. BLECK!! I can't believe it, but I ate it again.... Lordy sakes! On second thought, I am ok with leaving. .
Below are the fruit sculptures and fruit arrangement at the bar as well as a photo of me surrounded by the group of Taylor's students that helped in my area of the kitchen this morning. We were all very tired and very glad to have this well deserved break.





With the wild imagination I have, I still never thought that one day I'd get to travel deep into the tropics, eat food from a fire made from coconut husks, use dyes and wax to paint fabric, and dive in a pit of mud to catch catfish. Yeah, I'd have to say that combination really never crossed my mind when I thought about Malaysia.


Today was positively the most fun I've had on this study abroad, and it all started with my best friend, the coconut <3>

Tangent:

When I was about 12 or 13, I was eating in a Vietnamese restaurant in Saint Paul, Minnesota with my grandmother, cousin, and great aunt. I really don't remember the food or how we got there, but what I d remember was this drink. In a tall, unlikely, brown plastic soda cup, arrived what was called coconut water. Little did I know that for the next nine years I would search to find a replica of such a drink. It was sweet, mild, full of coconut flavor and ever so slightly opaque. But the best part was what rested at the bottom: soft fleshy pieces of white fruit. It felt and looked like white cantaloupe, but tasted like coconut. What on earth was this and how could I get a lifetime supply of it, I wondered.

Well today I found out that this one-lunch-stand was none other than young coconut. Heavens to Betsy! What a reunion! Truthfully, I think I freaked some of the other students out by my extreme enthusiasm, as they proceeded to tell fill my cup with more and more of the stuff and insisted that I finish what was in the pitcher. Heh heh. . . not to all this mellon like coconut flesh is heavenly and perhaps dangerous for those who separate the addict from their drug.

Ok, ok enough already with the coconut. Where was I? . . . .Oh yeah! So we arrived at this little bungalow-like home and immediately started to learn about traditional/historical Malaysian home life and culture.

First on that list of learning: Processing Rice

Before all that high-tech machinery cam around, people would harvest and separate rice grains from the husk by hand. This process consists of pounding the rice with a wooden plunger in a bowl-shaped hollow in more wood. Two people take turns thudding the rice against the walls of the bowl. This idea seems easy, but as we found out, it takes lots of practice to use the just the right pressure, or one's rice will be crushed, broken, and only be good for porridge. After pounding, the rice is places on a woven platter and tossed in the air. The light breeze catches the husks and blows it away leaving only the grains on the plate.

From here we moved onto more refreshments. I guess all that pounding, tossing, and catching was excuse enough to take a break.

Second on the list: Meringue Cakes

These little meringue pancakes are really delicious right out of the pan and into the mouth. With just three ingredients: egg, sugar, and flour, you might think that these confections would be a bit low on the flavor scale. . . that couldn't be farther from the truth. To my amazement, one bite had as much flavor as bacon, angel food cake, and custard combined.

Apparently, in a country where bacon is religiously forbidden, someone found a way to make that smokey fatty flavor in food by cooking it in cast iron over a coconut husk fire. THe way that smoke changed the flavor was outstanding, and I am forever changed in my ideas about cooking methods. Forget hickory smoked, bring me the coconut husks and a match!

To see how to make the batter and cook these yummy things check out the video on the Runaway Cook Youtube channel. Click here for the link.

Next: Batiking Fabric



Batiking is a form of decorating fabrics for framing or wearing that uses wax and dye. The artist uses a special tool the holds hot wax and moves very quickly across white fabric to draw a design. After the design is completed, dyes are applied using a paintbrush. Within the lines of wax colors are blended together, but the band of wax keeps that area free of color. Once finished and set, the fabric is washed in hot water to remove the wax. In our case, we all left the wax in our small wall hangings.

I really loved this! I suggest trying this at home for a fun craft. The most difficult part is drawing with the wax because it moves so quickly.


Fourth on the list: Eat


By now, everyone was famished and eating lunch was vital. We all scrubbed the begeebers out of our hands to get the dye off, but most of us still had stains. We sat down on woven mats and, using no flatware-the malaysian way, indulged on mildly flavored but absolutely delicious food. In fact I enjoyed this meal more than many of the meals we had eaten in restaurants. THe cabbage and rice, chili paste, rice noodles, and fresh juicy mango was amazing.


After lunch is were it gets even better. Fifth on the list: Mud and Fish


There I was, crouching in the mirk, nearly buoyant hanging above the mire. I was focused, not even the burn of the stinging sunlight would crack my concentration. The mud cooked and creased on my shoulders as I waited. To the left, a tell tale swirl birthed from a swishing fin in the still gray pool. My muscles tensed with anticipation as I crept closer to the edge. Bubbles began to surface and soon up from the depths rose the glossy backside of the prey (ha! So dramatic- at it’s largest “trench” this puddle is a mere 5 feet deep).


He lay near the bank as my hands slowly surrounded him on all sides. With a single smooth motion, I ambushed him, grasping him tightly and pressing him down to the gooey bottom. My hands then shot to the surface hanging onto what I hoped was still a fish and not a fist full of mud. Ahhh, yes I has caught the rascal! There writhing in my hands was a 6” catfish coated in a gray clay paint.


No lie, we hopped into a pit of mud and spent a couple hours trying to catch 6 inch catfish with our bare hands.

We did our best to catch some catfish which became supper for our hosts. Here’s where the fish story of my life comes in. Out of the six fish in our bucket, yours truly was responsible for the catching of two! I’m guessing those Iowa farm roots had something to do with that.



Yeah, today was the most fun I've had here in Asia. . . .Sigh I don't know that I'll be able to leave this wonderful place.

It was out first day in the kitchens here in Malaysia. We were all a little nervous to see what it would be like, but after about 30 minutes we were comfortable with the change. Our menu was much larger and more diverse than those we had prepared while At-Sunrice. . . And there were of course, more foreign ingredients. So needless to day, it was a little chaotic and confusing at points.



But in the end I think we all had some fun. . . the evidence is above:)



Today I grated coconut in the traditional way. Surprisingly sitting on very unique looking wooden box with a mini curry comb appendage, felt very natural. I quite enjoyed taking jagged coconut-half after coconut-half and slowly moving it across the grooves in a curved motion. Apparently, it was just very funny to all the locals, meaning they blatantly stared and giggles as I did my job. When I asked why, they told me that it was just that they had never seen a westerner perform such a task.


After an hour of grating, I had finished. What was all this coconut for? Oh, it was merely to coat little palm syrup filled dessert dumplings. No big deal right, taking an hour to grate coconut. . HA! They don't really do perform this technique in the kitchens here, but I've been told that many Malaysian mothers and grandmothers still do.


Apparently, this task was only ever performed by women and depending on the fluidity of motion, attitude, and perseverance a man could tell if a young lady would make a good wife. . . .I wouldn't take that too seriously since every kitchen task that requires someone to grate, crush, pound, and roll some tedious kitchen tool was supposedly a good-bride gage. I think that was just what they told the young girls so that the older mamas didn't have to sit in a strange position holding something heavy for hours on end, but what so I know :) To watch me grate coconut click this link Grating Coconut.


After a long morning and an Malaysian lunch (where we were forced to eat with our fingers), we were all extremely. . . no very, a lot, more than normal, exhaustingly exhausted! SO, taking the bus straight to agian massage place was exactly what we wanted.

On the way there, most of us began to think, “Gee. . .how is one place going to massage 26 or so pe

ople all at once?” When we arrived, that question was answered. We were ushered into this room that had at least 60 massage beds. . and that was just one of the multiple large rooms. Can you believe that! After all of us changed into these pajamas of sorts, 20-some masseuses filed in and the experience began.


I have no words to describe my massage other than: astounding. All the stress from today, yesterday, and the whole trip for that matter, melted away as this guy kneaded and pressed it out of me. I didn’t know a massage could be so good. I believe I will have another, thank you... oh yeah and a glass of coconut water with some young coconut please.