The Runaway Cook

A diary of culinary adventures

The Best Meal I've Ever Eaten!


A seven Euro cab ride will get you there from the train station. Hidden among orange buildings smeared with black and yellow graffiti and very narrow streets that are bumpy enough to jiggle you out of your seat, the All Osteria Bottega exists.
 You’d never guess that what seemed like a wrong turn would bring you to this small restaurant with smooth wooden tables, surrounded by wooden chairs with straw seats, sparkling empty glasses waiting just for you and little hanging lights veiled with lace shades. 
I found out about this place from someone, who told me to talk to someone else, who told me I had to and eat at this place. In fact, the only reason I took the train to Bologna, called the “stomach of Italy” for its cheese, rich sauces, filled pastas, and famed Prosciutto di Parma, was to eat here. 
After countless meals across the continents this dinner beat them all. I’ve never been to pleased after eating a meal!
To begin, I ordered the wine my waiter suggested: Savoia Enrico Vino Frizzante Bianco, which means a lightly sparkling regional white. It was mild, refreshing with citrus and just the perfect touch of gravel. 

First Course: Prosciutto di Parma
Rippled and convoluted, these shining silken scarves of flesh are rich and have not the slightest hint of pork. Instead, the flavor is more like butter with a delicate hint of meatiness, like in a good cheese. What’s more is the texture. The flesh and fat become one harmoniously creamy bite that literally melts on your tongue. 












Second Course: Tortellini in Brodo di Cappone
It’s a specialty of Bologna. Tiny bellybuttons of pasta filled with just a taste of meat, bathing in barely hazed broth dotted with floating golden oil and melted patches of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese. The pasta is bright yellow and al dente and the filling is a mild pork sausage, the broth is simple, warm, flavorful and making me miss m mother. 
Course Three: Costoletta di vitello in osso alla petroniana
This is the premier dish of the house. When ordering my waiter insisted I eat this, they’d make a special single portion for me he said, (it’s usually served in twos only) I agreed without even asking what meat was in it first.  Serendipitously, it consisted of a veal chop, bone on pounded out ever so thinly breaded, fried, then covered with prosciutto and parmigiano and allowed to relax in a pool of sauce- a thick reduction of broth. It was rich tender and salty and accompanied by ultra crisp, thick-cut fries seasoned with rosemary






Dessert Torta de riso
My least favorite part of the meal was this risotto cake. Caramelized rice pudding dens rich, and covered in a dark caramel skin. The consistantly musy with hard centers of rice granules was just not my cup of tea. But then again, I'm picky when it comest to sweet things.
My reservation here was for 1:30pm and the time now is 3:15pm. I have just poured myself another glass of wine and the bottle is still far from empty. I now know why there’s strong coffee at the end of the meal, and why everyone takes a nap before going on with the day. Sigh, this was just lovely.  The smiling owner, who sat down with and chatted with every guest, beamed as he insisted I pay only three quarters of the bill. This lunch couldn't have been any better!









Pig on a Stick Anyone


It was the second day of Chinese cuisine today and to our surprise we were kicked out of our little

lab kitchen and into (in a low echo-y voice) ThE AsIaN KiTcHeN. . . . All 24 of us meandered through the hallways and eventually filed into this tiny kitchen filled with very oversized and

very foreign looking cooking i

mplements. As a cook, you would think that I would have been extremely excited to be face-to-face with burners the size of hub caps and a roasting thing that reminded me of a pig feeder or maybe a silo. . .large enough to cook myself inside it, but I felt a little afraid to be working with so many strange and large vessels only to be making even stranger foods with them.


Luckily, the reluctance faded as I lost all sense of pride and decided to be completely ridiculous and just cook with no fear. . . this may not have been the wisest decision as it ended in lots of food flying all over t

he kitchen

;)


Being from Iowa, and an Iowa State Fair junkie, I thought I had seen nearly every kind of food on a stick that could be on a stick. Apparently, there I was severely misinformed. Today I learned how to skewer and roast a piglet. I feel terrible writing that down, but it’s the truth.


After the initial boiling and skewering of the mini pig, we roasted and toasted it over an open flame. To do this, one must slowly swing the pig back and fourth over the fire by means of sliding the pole in and forward then out and backward in ones hand.

This may sound simple, but that is the last word to use for such an act. This job is so intense women are banned from roasting pigs because it is considered danger to their lives. I have no qualms with that

idea. In fact, this farm girl could barely perform the act once, let alone over the period of and hour. I can only imagine the heat and exhaustion felt after that length of time. When we had finally finished this campfire style hog, our instructor took a cleaver and dissected that collage of meat and bone like nobody’s business.


Ok, enough about the pig already! Time to wok it out! Hahaha. Just for a minute, try to imagine 24 people who can’t flip a wok for the life of them trying to tos

s dry rice up and catch it back in these giant

metal bowls . It is a sight not to be missed. Rice flies everywhere, metal clangs on metal, and everyone’s faces are express the pure concentration or. . . panic. It is hilarious! The following is a video of our silliness in the kitchen and of course, yours truly in an attempt to show how to fry rice, however all I really accomplish is coating the floor and myself with hot rice and slightly burning the rice that did stay in the wok. It brings new meaning to the song “Walk it out”

Sometimes I can’t believe the messes I can get myself into. . . and how fun seemingly icky and intimidating situations can really be. Oh! By the way, that piggy- some of the crispiest, most flavorful roasted pork I’ve ever had. . . and that spilled, burned, fried rice wasn’t so bad either.